Wednesday, June 2, 2010

State of the World Address for June 2010

"The aardvark admitted its fault.
The aardvark admitted it was wrong.
The aardvark asked for an aardvark.The aardvark asked for a dagger.
The aardvark asked for health.
The aardvark asked for a ride.
The absinthe arrived by airmail.
The abortion went well.
The actor asked for an aardvark.
The actor asked for abstinance.
The actor asked for redemption.
The advertisement was effective.
The agile aardvark arrived by airmail.
The agile aarvark bathed with beauties."

- Predictive sentence technology sample for MacBook Wheel provided by the Onion News.
http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299/

Since I have so much free time on my hands right now I thought I would provide peeps with a review of what's going on right now... a sort of state of affairs address via Leon Paint's if you will. If people enjoy it maybe it can become a recurring theme.





Bad

Victoria Weather: Real shitty right now. As my workmate said, seasonal affective disorder isn't supposed to affect us in June

BP Oil Spill: Boy, the water sure seems clean over here on the west coast right now.

Bees: Those poor bees and their damned colony collapse disorder.

Good

Phillips Growlers: 1.9 Litres of gold for 10 bucks. As Shannon said it's almost worth moving to Victoria for.

Mushroom growing: So hot right now.

Summer sports: Now if only this damn weather would co-operate.

4 comments:

  1. I, too, am lamenting Juneuary weather.

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  2. Leon Paints makes me laugh out loud yet again. And yes, Ash, Juneuary did not start well.

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  3. I like sitting by the water and appreciating the cleanliness of it.....it's only a matter of time though....
    I suppose unless the winter year round rains can solve any of the debauchery.
    Here's to hoping.

    At least there are the growlers.

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